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When will V-Day be over?
Parking Conundrum
Dating and Powerpoint
The break-up conversation: should you Twitter or text it?
Is dating today the new wild west?
At least I’m not in high school anymore
Dear guys: what do you really want?
Should you always split the bill?


November 09, 2009
Elizabeth Darvill said...
hahaha she will remember. Hopefully she has a good enough sense of humor not to cloud her judgement of you too much! Best of luck!


Girl called Alice sends me a message on Plentyoffish. A nurse. Brunette, 5'3, aged 24. Quite fit. Arrange to meet in town at 8pm Friday:

She's late. No call, no text. It's ten past now - she's got five more minutes.

Her legs finally swivel out of a black cab at twenty past. No apology. At least she looks like her picture.

Pool table's free. Pot a yellow from the break. Sink two more before snookering myself.

Thankfully she wastes her two shots.

Soon I'm down to one ball. This is easy. Alice takes off her scarf and approaches the table once more.

"Ooh, now she means business," I quip.

"You're quite the comedian, aren't you?" she responds. Not sure it's a compliment.

Tell her not to get cheeky - I'm a white belt at judo. Now she's pissing herself. Bit strange.

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